Next to wanking, the Internet seems to like laughing the most. Funny cat videos are in there somewhere around third place with some crossover in second place (there BETTER NOT be crossover in first place!). Fortunately, the Internet has so much porn that it’s exploded over into silly territory over the years. Funny stories in porn scenes may not be up to Coen-Brothers’ standards, but within the bounds of the format, they’re not hard to find.

So for those looking for a refreshing break from the serious spank, here are some porn scenes that will be any one of hilarious, bizarre, stupefying, traumatizing, or amazingly erotic as you discover new fetishes you never thought possible, curated from a favorite site that specializes in this sort of thing, efukt.com:

“Destiny Deville is Clinically Insane” – A compilation of the title actress’ most vocal scenes. Sure, porn stars are supposed to moan and put on a show, but Destiny is such a terrible actress that one just wishes she did more oral scenes. She sounds halfway between threatening and possessed, and she never shuts up.

“The Regret is REAL” – “Ready for a hair cut?” And with that, the topless gal loses her long flowing locks, with a hesitant barber attending, while she bawls the whole time. No, really, she ends up with the Full Metal Jacket shave.

“Most Retarded Porn Plots In History” – Another compilation, and it lives up to its name! Featuring a four-way whale ’round-the-world, two schoolgirls studying a biology textbook compare vaginas, and a giant woman finds out what we do to carrot thieves in these parts.

“The Sneakiest Mom on Pornhub” – This one’s just a “WTF?” moment. A mom, with a young child, takes an annoying sideways selfie session where she flashes her tits and finger bangs herself. The twist? It’s at a car dealership. Yeah, apparently she just sent the salesman in back with the credit application which will keep him busy for the next five minutes…

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